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+/*
+ * Vencord, a modification for Discord's desktop app
+ * Copyright (c) 2023 Vendicated and contributors
+ *
+ * This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
+ * it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
+ * the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
+ * (at your option) any later version.
+ *
+ * This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
+ * but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
+ * MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE.  See the
+ * GNU General Public License for more details.
+ *
+ * You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
+ * along with this program.  If not, see <https://www.gnu.org/licenses/>.
+*/
+
+import { Devs } from "@utils/constants";
+import definePlugin from "@utils/types";
+
+export default definePlugin({
+    name: "NoProfileThemes",
+    description: "Completely removes Nitro profile themes",
+    authors: [Devs.TheKodeToad],
+    patches: [
+        {
+            find: ".NITRO_BANNER,",
+            replacement: {
+                // = isPremiumAtLeast(user.premiumType, TIER_2)
+                match: /=(?=\i\.\i\.isPremiumAtLeast\(null==(\i))/,
+                // = user.banner && isPremiumAtLeast(user.premiumType, TIER_2)
+                replace: "=$1?.banner&&"
+            }
+        },
+        {
+            find: "().avatarPositionPremiumNoBanner,default:",
+            replacement: {
+                // premiumUserWithoutBanner: foo().avatarPositionPremiumNoBanner, default: foo().avatarPositionNormal
+                match: /\.avatarPositionPremiumNoBanner(?=,default:\i\(\)\.(\i))/,
+                // premiumUserWithoutBanner: foo().avatarPositionNormal...
+                replace: ".$1"
+            }
+        },
+        {
+            find: ".hasThemeColors=function(){",
+            replacement: {
+                match: /(?<=key:"canUsePremiumProfileCustomization",get:function\(\){return)/,
+                replace: " false;"
+            }
+        }
+    ]
+});